So I was on co-hosting on Blogtv with one of my good friends last week, and randomly this kid comes in and tells my friend her hair is so “cash”. Since then I have been using that phrase like a 25 cent prostitute.
I will NEVER talk to you again. You made one of the worst decisions in your life. You have obviously no common sense. You have scarred me for life. I will ignore you if you even come within 50 feet of me. Your high school life is ruined. Nothing can even begin to compensate for what you have done. SO BASICALLY WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS. AND FUCK YOU!
“First off, ladies, I get it. It’s your Star Wars. The opening credits make your tummy tickle the same way the Star Wars theme, to this day, gives me a boner. I understand. A pair of expensive shoes worn by Carrie is just like a metallic bikini worn by Princess Leia. Bonerfreakingopolis.”